Mar 6, 2010

Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines

1. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
2. Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
3. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
4. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
5. If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
6. See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine.
7. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
8. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
9. You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
10. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

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